OMG!! Over heard in New York

And What Else Did You Take Gracefully?

Girl #1: So, he told me that I had the prettiest pussy he had ever seen.
Girl #2: Ew! What did you say?
Girl #1: I said, 'Thank you.' My mother told me to always take a compliment gracefully.

--Prince & Broadway




He'd Have Done It for Free

Bum, after lady hands him a pack of cigarettes: The whole pack?
Lady: Yeah, take them, you can have 'em.
Bum: That is so kind of you! I can't believe it! How can I repay you?
Lady: No, no, just take them.
Bum: I know what I will do! I will make love to your dog.

--Ave A & 7th St

Overheard by: Anna Meyer




And Once You Try It a Few Dozen Times on 'The Sims,' You'll Be Ready to Try It in Real Life, Little Camper

Ladies' man #1: So just bang her out, then.
Ladies' man #2: After what she did to me, I don't think I can just give that to her.
Ladies' man #1: The man always has the upper hand -- you should just bang her out and then call her the next day and be like, 'Hey, do you have any cute friends you could hook me up with?' You know, make her feel like shit.

--Uptown A train

Overheard by: JD

American Airlines Offers Domestic Partners Benefits

Join Red!! World Aids Day December 1, 2006

(RED) was created by Bono and Bobby Shriver, Chairman of DATA, to raise awareness and money for The Global Fund by teaming up with the world's most iconic brands to produce (PRODUCT) RED-branded products. A percentage of each (PRODUCT) RED product sold is given to The Global Fund. The money helps women and children with HIV/AIDS in Africa.

Giorgio Armani is turning his global network of 124 stores in 33 countries RED for World AIDS Day to celebrate the arrival of the EMPORIO ARMANI (PRODUCT) RED collection.

American Express RED is a new red card for members.


MySpace and Dazed & Confused magazine have joined forces to support World AIDS Day and (RED) by encouraging people across the globe to submit still images, illustrations, or animated sequences themed on the colour red. Luminaries such as Samantha Morton, Juliette Lewis, Rhys Ifans, Roman Coppola, Helena Christensen and Bjork have all taken part!

Motorola is offering a Red MotoRazr. The new red MOTORAZR combines superb performance with cutting-edge features, all within the sleek design of one of the slimmest phones around. By purchasing the new red MOTORAZR, you’ve not only got the ultimate mobile phone, you’ve also allowed Motorola to make a direct contribution to The Global Fund to help eliminate AIDS in Africa. Don’t just make a call – make a statement.

Gap has a new line of Red Products available to purchase. They have all kinds of Shirts that you can wear anywhere. That reminds me that I need to stop by and get a T shirt for a few friends for X Mas.

Apple is offering a RED iPod! And when you buy an iPod nano (PRODUCT) RED™ Special Edition, it matters even more. That's because Apple contributes $10 from your purchase price to the Global Fund, to help fight HIV/AIDS in Africa.
Sleek and lightweight, the iPod Nano REDTM delivers everything you'd expect from the world's best-selling digital music player. In 4GB and 8GB models, it holds up to 2,000 songs. A brilliant, 1.5-inch color display shows off album art and up to 25,000 photos. Up to 24 hours of battery life gives you longer listening. Seamless iTunes integration lets you import your CDs, shop for 99¢ songs on the iTunes Store, then sync them in minutes. And a durable anodized aluminum enclosure tells the world you've chosen to join (RED).


Converse is also offering red shoes. Oh and speaking of shoes I have to post this video again! :-)

Elton says "Up Yours" Australian Prime Minister!!!

Elton John has criticized Australian Prime Minister John Howard's position on gay marriage.

The musician, on an Australian tour, was asked if he had a message for John Howard, whose government overruled a local law allowing gay unions in June.

"Up yours!" replied the outspoken star, who "married" his partner David Furnish in a civil ceremony last year.

So I guess Elton and Jim Webb are standing up and not taking anything from anyone!!!

Webb Says "Up Yours" Mr President!!!

At a recent White House reception for freshman members of Congress, Virginia's newest senator tried to avoid President Bush. Democrat James Webb declined to stand in a presidential receiving line or to have his picture taken with the man he had often criticized on the stump this fall. But it wasn't long before Bush found him.

"How's your boy?" Bush asked, referring to Webb's son, a Marine serving in Iraq.

"I'd like to get them out of Iraq, Mr. President," Webb responded, echoing a campaign theme.

"That's not what I asked you," Bush said. "How's your boy?"

"That's between me and my boy, Mr. President," Webb said coldly, ending the conversation on the State Floor of the East Wing of the White House.

Way to go Jim Webb! Stick it to the man!

I Just got SIRIUS Satellite Radio!!!!

Just installed my Sirius S50 in my F-150 Pick up and I am so excited that I get to listen to Sirius Out Q on Channel 106. I love OutQ in the Morning, Frank DeCaro Show, Michelangelo Signorile Show, and of course Derek & Romaine. If you don't have Sirius you should get it! I a so ready for a road trip now!!

What I want for Christmas!!!

The Christmas Rush has begun!
So you say that you have 20 people to shop for?
Well that is a lot. I have only a few to shop for so I am the lucky one!
Well I am not asking much for Christmas this year.
Hope you all have a Happy and safe holiday season!

Media Whores!!

You know it is amazing what people will do for media attention because they are celebrities or because they are TOTAL idiots!! Here is my Top 5 list of Media WHORES today.



5. Tom & Katie Cruise - He jumped on a couch, She had a baby, and he is no longer with Universal Pictures. Does anyone REALLY care?? I mean come on Tom. Your 15 mins of fame is up. And Katie hun you SUCK!! But I won't tell anyone.



4. Madonna - I mean yeah we know that you are rich and you can buy anything in the world. But a CHILD? Girl all I can say is you go with your bad self!!!


3. Paris Hilton - She is blond, dumb, and a total idiot but yet the press flock to her because she is a celebrity. Paris actually takes herself seriously and "embraces her stupidity". So I guess her stupidity was getting in a car and driving drunk and getting busted for it. Oh and then before that how about ya make a sex video and then release it. Way to go PARIS!!



2. OJ Simpson - I mean come on man. You killed your wife and now you want to produce a book and a TV special on "If you did it this is how it would be done?" You are a VERY VERY SICK individual and how dare you try to make money when you owe the Brown's 38 MILLION on a judgment. Maybe you should start selling some OJ to make up for it.



1. The Westboro Baptist Church. These SICK individuals will do anything for media attention. I think they are the BIGGEST ATTENTION WHORES of all. I think that they would sell one of there on children just to have a camera in there face so they can show there signs "GOD HATES FAGS", "GOD HATES AMERICA", "THANK GOD FOR IED'S", and my least favorite of all "THANK GOD FOR DEAD SOLDIERS". Bitch all I got to say is if you hate AMERICA so much that you walk on the US Flag and have to carry signs around to get attention then you are the SICKEST, DUMBEST, and STUPIDEST Media WHORES of all!!! OH and one question for the WEIRDO's....instead of love crusades why don't you really call it what is is. HATE CRUSADES!

Sorry Republicans!! I couldn't resist!!!!

Laptops for interns - $15,000
Suits for campaign trail - $20,000
Bus for campaign tour - $250,000
Having your daughter bust our crying because the Republicans lost - PRICELESS!!!

Faith Hill is PISSED OFF!!!

Why is Faith so Pissed??
Well you can figure it out..
Watch the video and enjoy!

DEMOCRATS WIN!!! DEMOCRATS WIN!!!

Let's all party like it is 1994...Oh wait we can't....Republicans have lost control of the House of Representatives and Possibly The Senate.


So now I can scratch 3 things of my X mas list...
1 - St Louis Cardinals Win World Series
2 - Democrats Win House and and possibly the Senate
3 - Donald Rumsfeld steps down as Secretary of Defense...




I still have two on my list.
1 - Investigation into the War in Iraq
2 - Fred Phelps Has a house dropped on him and his family!!!

Well I am thinking I will get one more...God I wish I could have both.
HHHMMM What to do?
I think it is time to go shopping for SHOES!!!
You have to see this video!! PRICELESS!!!

Dobbs Tires SUCKS!!!!

All I can say is do NOT go to Dobb's cause they will SCREW you out of as much money as they can. I took my truck in recently and had 2 new tires put on the front of it. While it was there I wanted them to check the alignment because I just had it done like a year ago and it looked like it was out of alignment. I was told a year ago that if I ever had trouble with it to bring it back in and they would fix it for me for free. Well that is not the case I found out when I dropped it off at the Hampton and Chippewa location. Well needless to say I was told by someone there that they would look into it and let me know if they could maybe give it to me or knock some money off when I picked my truck up. Well all and all I got back to pick up my truck and nothing was even said about it and they charged me full price for the alignment. So I will not be going back to Dobb's Auto and Tire and I would recommend anyone in the St Louis area that uses them to make sure you don't get screwed!!!!!